Jokes

['SamRazi']

1) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged
marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" o"shoot
himself".

2) What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies &
division of friends.

3) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness,
Opportunity, Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbours wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out

4)Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's
largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the
Niagara Falls?"

[hayaa_n]

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3) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness,
Opportunity, Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbours wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out

4)Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's
largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the
Niagara Falls?"

:lol :lol :lol :lol :kr: :kr: hehehehehehe 3 aur 4 ka jawaab nahi.:thmbup: :lol

[sheem]

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:kr:

['SamRazi']

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Thnx Hayaa_n and Sheem

[*Hala*]

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:lol :lol wooo buht nice jokes haii thanks samiooo jiii :rose :thmbup: