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  • #1

    oye pagal hai

    3 sardars were going on a motorcycle.
    Policeman gives hand to stop….
    sardar shouted : Oye Pagal hai kya tu teen pehle hi bahite hain tu kahan bhaite ga

    I Have Green Blood In My Veins Because I Am a Pakistani


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  • #2
    Re: oye pagal hai

    Auto Wala:
    Saab!30 Rupee Hue
    Sardar:
    Le 15 Rupee
    Auto Wala:
    Saab,Ye To Baimani He
    Sardar:
    Abe Baimani Kaisi?
    Tu Bhi To Saath Beth Kar Aya Hai..

    I Have Green Blood In My Veins Because I Am a Pakistani


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    • #3
      Re: oye pagal hai

      Sardaar: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke par to sakoon ga?
      Doctor: Haan, bilkul.
      Sardaar: To phir theek hai doc saab varna un-par aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.

      I Have Green Blood In My Veins Because I Am a Pakistani


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      • #4
        Re: oye pagal hai

        Ek Sardar baap ki death pe buhut roya, phir uski sister ka phone aya. Phone sunkar wo aur bhi ronay laga. Logon ne pucha kyon ro rahay ho?
        Sardar: meri behen k abbu ka bhi intiqaal hogaya.

        I Have Green Blood In My Veins Because I Am a Pakistani


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        • #5
          Re: oye pagal hai

          American to Sardaji: Hamaray country main 90% shadiyan Email se hoti hain
          Sardarji: kamal hai hamaray desh main 100% shadiyan Female se hoti hain

          I Have Green Blood In My Veins Because I Am a Pakistani


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          • #6
            Re: oye pagal hai

            Nice collection.
            Funny SMS|Fresh Funny SMS

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            • #7
              Re: oye pagal hai

              Interviewer:
              What is your qualification?
              Sardar: Iam PH.D
              Interviewer: what do you mean y ph.D?
              Sardar: pass high school difficulty

              I Have Green Blood In My Veins Because I Am a Pakistani


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              • #8
                Re: oye pagal hai

                Sardar 1st time JAHAAZ main betha ,
                jahaz runway pe chal raha tha,
                SardaR ne pilot ko thappar mara aur bola:
                Mujhe dair horahi hai aur tu By road jaaraha hai..!

                I Have Green Blood In My Veins Because I Am a Pakistani


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                • #9
                  Re: oye pagal hai

                  Judge- is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
                  Sardar- nahin mai andha ho jaunga.
                  Judge- kan katne se andha kaise hoga?
                  Sardar- chashma kya tere baap ke kan p bethaunga

                  I Have Green Blood In My Veins Because I Am a Pakistani


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                  • #10
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                    I Have Green Blood In My Veins Because I Am a Pakistani


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                    • #11
                      Re: oye pagal hai

                      ha ha ha lol
                      ya Allah sab ko apney hifz-o-amaan main rakh

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                      • #12
                        Re: oye pagal hai

                        372-haha372-haha372-haha

                        gud collection :thmbup:

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                        • #13
                          Re: oye pagal hai

                          "lol
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                          • #14
                            Re: oye pagal hai

                            3 boys proposing 3 girls..
                            1 boy: Tu meri Laila,main tera MAJNU!
                            2 boy: Tu meri sasi,Main tera Punno
                            3rd sardar to sardarni : Tu meri HEER tay Main tera VEER.

                            I Have Green Blood In My Veins Because I Am a Pakistani


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                            • #15
                              Re: oye pagal hai

                              Sardar: Sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
                              A person asked what he was doing.
                              He replied, Higher studies!

                              I Have Green Blood In My Veins Because I Am a Pakistani


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