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Sheeda aur Bush
George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom
to invade next when
his telephone rang.:D:
"Hallo, Mr. Bush!" a heavily accented voice said.
"This is Sheeda from
Chuk no -3, District Gujrat, Pakistan. I am ringing to
inform you that we are officially declaring war on
you!"
"Well, Sheeda," Bush replied, "This is indeed
important news! How big is your army?"
"Right now," said Sheeda, after a moment's
calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Basheera, my
next door neighbor Karam Deen, and the
entire kabaddi team from the village. That makes
eight"
:hathora
Bush paused. "I must tell you, Sheeda that I have one
million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"bloo.. Hell " said Sheeda. "I'll have to ring you
back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Sheeda called again.
"Mr. Bush, it is Sheeda, I'm calling from Chuk no-3
Gujrat, the war is
still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry
equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be, Sheeda?" Bush
asked.
"Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amjad's
tractor." :dance2:
Bush sighed. "I must tell you, Sheeda, that I have
16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers.
Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2
million since we last spoke."
"Oh teri (oops)....." said Sheeda. "I'll have to get
back to you." :D:
Sure enough Sheeda rang again the next day.
"Mr. Bush,
the war is still on!
We have managed to get ourselves airborne ......
We've modified Amjads's tractor by adding a couple of
shotguns, sticking on some wings and
the pind's generator.
Four boys from Sahiwal have
joined us as well!" :dance:
Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his
throat. "I must tell you, Sheeda, that I have 10,000
bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My
military complex is surrounded by laser-guided,
surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke,
I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
:khi:
"Tera pala hove ...." said Sheeda,
"I'll have to ring you back."
Sure enough, Sheeda called again the next day. "Mr.
Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call
off the war."
"I'm sorry to hear that," said Bush. "Why the sudden change of heart?" :zuban:
:khi:
"Well," said Sheeda, "we've all had a long chat over a
couple of days and decided there's no way we can feed
two million prisoners!!."
to invade next when
his telephone rang.:D:
"Hallo, Mr. Bush!" a heavily accented voice said.
"This is Sheeda from
Chuk no -3, District Gujrat, Pakistan. I am ringing to
inform you that we are officially declaring war on
you!"
"Well, Sheeda," Bush replied, "This is indeed
important news! How big is your army?"
"Right now," said Sheeda, after a moment's
calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Basheera, my
next door neighbor Karam Deen, and the
entire kabaddi team from the village. That makes
eight"
:hathora
Bush paused. "I must tell you, Sheeda that I have one
million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"bloo.. Hell " said Sheeda. "I'll have to ring you
back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Sheeda called again.
"Mr. Bush, it is Sheeda, I'm calling from Chuk no-3
Gujrat, the war is
still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry
equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be, Sheeda?" Bush
asked.
"Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amjad's
tractor." :dance2:
Bush sighed. "I must tell you, Sheeda, that I have
16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers.
Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2
million since we last spoke."
"Oh teri (oops)....." said Sheeda. "I'll have to get
back to you." :D:
Sure enough Sheeda rang again the next day.
"Mr. Bush,
the war is still on!
We have managed to get ourselves airborne ......
We've modified Amjads's tractor by adding a couple of
shotguns, sticking on some wings and
the pind's generator.
Four boys from Sahiwal have
joined us as well!" :dance:
Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his
throat. "I must tell you, Sheeda, that I have 10,000
bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My
military complex is surrounded by laser-guided,
surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke,
I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
:khi:
"Tera pala hove ...." said Sheeda,
"I'll have to ring you back."
Sure enough, Sheeda called again the next day. "Mr.
Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call
off the war."
"I'm sorry to hear that," said Bush. "Why the sudden change of heart?" :zuban:
:khi:
"Well," said Sheeda, "we've all had a long chat over a
couple of days and decided there's no way we can feed
two million prisoners!!."
:D
:kr::kr::kr:per gujraat main to koi chal no 3 naheen hy :embarasse
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