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If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage/
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
He is given his last chance to run away.
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur innocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ..
Student : WOW !
The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....u ntil you fall in love
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide
:khi:
Ans : the days after marriage/
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
He is given his last chance to run away.
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur innocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ..
Student : WOW !
The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....u ntil you fall in love
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide
:khi:
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