jOkes~~~

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How do you recognize Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
.......

aik lady train say utaar k Sardar say pochti hai:
Yeh konsa station hai?

Sardar nay


Socha


Socha


Or Sochaa


Phir Bola:




behn yeh Railway Station hai.
..................

[soni kudi]

Re: jOkes~~~

:lol:

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Re: jOkes~~~

"BBC" gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows:
Correspondent: How did this happen?
Sardarji: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train. They were standing on the platform. Then there was this announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2. They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train arrived on the track and you can see the result.
Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?
Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide. I was waiting for the train on the tracks. When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform, I climbed up...

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Re: jOkes~~~

ik sharabee ko kahin sy per se ik magic lamp milaa
os ne osey rub kiaaa and genie nikal kar bola ke tumharee 3 wishes poree karonga

sharabee ne kaha ke mere pehlee wish hai ke mujhey ik aisee sharab ko bottle do jo kabhi khatam naa ho

Genie ne os ko bottle de dee. jab bhi sharaab khatam hotee woh auto refilll ho jatee

Jinnei ne kaha ke ab apni baqee 2 wishes batao

Sharabee ne kaha ke "mujhey 2 aur aisee botlien de do

[Mr.Khan]

Re: jOkes~~~

How do you recognize Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
.......

aik lady train say utaar k Sardar say pochti hai:
Yeh konsa station hai?

Sardar nay


Socha


Socha


Or Sochaa


Phir Bola:




behn yeh Railway Station hai.
..................

372-haha

[*Rida*]

Re: jOkes~~~

:kr:
:clap: zabardast sharing SC
:kr: