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    A Sardar went to hotel and ordered chicken. Waiter comes with the order.

    Surdar: Murghay di taang kithy hai?

    Waiter: Woh langra tha.

    Surdar: Dil?

    Waiter: Dil murghee le gayee.

    Surdar: Dimaagh?

    Waiter: Murgha SARDAR tha.


    Allah-o-Akbar Kabeera, Wal Hamdulillaah-e-Kaseera, Subhan Allah-e-Bukratan-wa-Aseela

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    Re: Sardar in hotel

    Originally posted by Muhammad Ali Jawad View Post
    A Sardar went to hotel and ordered chicken. Waiter comes with the order.

    Surdar: Murghay di taang kithy hai?

    Waiter: Woh langra tha.

    Surdar: Dil?

    Waiter: Dil murghee le gayee.

    Surdar: Dimaagh?

    Waiter: Murgha SARDAR tha.


    372-haha372-haha

    apni story hi likh di u nai:khi:
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    • #3
      Re: Sardar in hotel

      Originally posted by soni kudi View Post
      372-haha372-haha

      apni story hi likh di u nai:khi:
      Yahi samajh lain.....kaheen woh murghee aap tu nahi jo sardar murghay ka dil lay gaee?.372-scare


      Allah-o-Akbar Kabeera, Wal Hamdulillaah-e-Kaseera, Subhan Allah-e-Bukratan-wa-Aseela

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        Re: Sardar in hotel

        Originally posted by Muhammad Ali Jawad View Post
        Yahi samajh lain.....kaheen woh murghee aap tu nahi jo sardar murghay ka dil lay gaee?.372-scare

        dil woh b murghee sardar ka:khi:phir to phir koko koko hi karta rahy ga.......

        mare pass hai na mara apna dil to main murhee sardar ka dil lay ke kya us ka achar dalna haii:lpop:
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          Re: Sardar in hotel

          Originally posted by soni kudi View Post
          dil woh b murghee sardar ka:khi:phir to phir koko koko hi karta rahy ga.......

          mare pass hai na mara apna dil to main murhee sardar ka dil lay ke kya us ka achar dalna haii:lpop:
          Rakh lain sardar murghay ka dil.....aik spare bhi hona chahye. Kaheen aap ka dil pungcher ho gya tu phir kye kerain gee?? 372-scare


          Allah-o-Akbar Kabeera, Wal Hamdulillaah-e-Kaseera, Subhan Allah-e-Bukratan-wa-Aseela

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            Re: Sardar in hotel

            Originally posted by Muhammad Ali Jawad View Post
            Rakh lain sardar murghay ka dil.....aik spare bhi hona chahye. Kaheen aap ka dil pungcher ho gya tu phir kye kerain gee?? 372-scare


            na g na main nahi rakhna:lpop:

            pungcher ho gaya to koi gal nahi pungcher lagwa loun gi...:dance2:
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              Re: Sardar in hotel

              Originally posted by soni kudi View Post
              na g na main nahi rakhna:lpop:

              pungcher ho gaya to koi gal nahi pungcher lagwa loun gi...:dance2:
              O.k! as u wish... and good luck. Kissee aisay banday say pungcher lagwana jo sahi pungcher lagana janta hu....

              By the way aap meri khidmaat bhi hasil ker sakti hai iss silslay main. Aap ka kam free main ker don ga. (kam tamam nahi). :thmbup:


              Allah-o-Akbar Kabeera, Wal Hamdulillaah-e-Kaseera, Subhan Allah-e-Bukratan-wa-Aseela

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                Re: Sardar in hotel

                Originally posted by Muhammad Ali Jawad View Post
                O.k! as u wish... and good luck. Kissee aisay banday say pungcher lagwana jo sahi pungcher lagana janta hu....

                By the way aap meri khidmaat bhi hasil ker sakti hai iss silslay main. Aap ka kam free main ker don ga. (kam tamam nahi). :thmbup:

                shukriyan...meherbani...karam..nawazish....ke aap ki khidmaat hasil karoun:khi:
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                  Re: Sardar in hotel

                  Originally posted by soni kudi View Post
                  shukriyan...meherbani...karam..nawazish....ke aap ki khidmaat hasil karoun:khi:
                  As u wish..marzi ki malik hain aap..kia ker sakta hoon. Free main kam nahi kerwana tu kam tamam hi karwaloo...jaan tu chootay hamaree:salam:


                  Allah-o-Akbar Kabeera, Wal Hamdulillaah-e-Kaseera, Subhan Allah-e-Bukratan-wa-Aseela

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                    Re: Sardar in hotel

                    Originally posted by Muhammad Ali Jawad View Post
                    As u wish..marzi ki malik hain aap..kia ker sakta hoon. Free main kam nahi kerwana tu kam tamam hi karwaloo...jaan tu chootay hamaree:salam:


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                    • #11
                      Re: Sardar in hotel

                      Originally posted by soni kudi View Post
                      chaloo choor dia tumhain....mauj kero. Wasiay bhi teray bin ye zindaigee bari adhorri hai :rose...


                      aur pegham ka member rehna bhi zarooree hai.:khi:


                      Allah-o-Akbar Kabeera, Wal Hamdulillaah-e-Kaseera, Subhan Allah-e-Bukratan-wa-Aseela

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                        Re: Sardar in hotel

                        lol
                        ya Allah sab ko apney hifz-o-amaan main rakh

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                        • #13
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                          :kr:
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                          وَ بَارِکْ لِيْ فِيْمَا أَعْطَيْتَ

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