Abey Chup
Raat ke barah bajey thay
Ham gali ke nukkad pe khadey thay
Charon taraf sannata tha
Hamarey haath mein aata tha
Darr ke marey hamari jaan nikli jaa rahi thi
Gali mein rahne waley kuttey ki specification yaad aa rahi thi
Gali mein mil jaye
Nukkad tak daurata tha
Kabhi kabhi to boti bhi noch khata tha
Hamney gali mein jhank ker
Ghaur se gali ka muiana kiya
Phir sawdhani purvak gali mein parvesh kiya (sawdhani purvak: Hoshyari se, Parvesh: Dakhil)
Aadhey raastey mein pahunch kar
Hamey wo mahakal nazar aaya (mahakal : Musibat ki ghadi)
Hamey dekhte hi zor se gurraya
Ham jahan khadey thay wahi thamm gaye
Hamare pancho tantra ek saath jamm gaye (Panch tantra : Insaan ka five sense)
Hamari haalat dekh kar wo haule se muskuraya
Phir hamarey paas tak aaya
Bola abey yaar kya karta hai
Aadmi ho kar kuttey se darta hai
Ja nikal ja nahin katoonga
Sacchi bolta hoon pair bhi nahin chaatoonga
Hamney kaha
Janab kutta ji
Aap to shakal se hi gentleman nazar aatey hain
Log bekar mein aapke barey mein ulti sidhi udaatey hain
Wo bola
Chup bey
Election aaney wala hai.
By: Sardar Tuk Tuk, from a Hindi Magazine
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