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Chintoo Bhai Aik Baar Car Factory Gaey Jab Wo Central Minister The ?.Car Factory Ke Manager Ne Kaha
Manager: Chintoo Bhai Ap Ko Mein Aik Car Free Doon Ga
Chintoo : Nahi Mein Ap Se Free Mein Car Nahi Le Sakta
Manager : Chaliye Janab ? 500 Rupe Mein Car Le Lejiye
Chintoo : (Khusi Se ) Chalo ? Phir To Mujhe Do Cars De Do ..
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Chintoo : Mein Ne Shart Lagaii Thi Ke India Pakistan Se Jeet Jaey Ga Aur Mein Rs:1000 Har Gaya .
Mintoo : Yaar , Tum Ne 1000 Rupee Aik Match Per Laga Diye .
Chintoo : Nahi Yar , Mein Ne 500 Rupee Aik Match Per Lagaye The .
Mintoo : To Dosre 500 Rupee Kaha Gaey
Chintoo : Choro Yar .. Mein Ne Highlights Per Bhi 500 Rupee Lagae The
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Mintoo : Mein Is Duniya Ko Mita Doon Ga , Mita Doon Ga , Mita Doon Ga
Chintoo : Mein Tumhein Rubeer Nahi Doon Ga
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EK admii waqeel ke pass gaya our kaha k main apnii bewi ko talaq dena chahta hoon ketna pesa lage ga us ne kaha 1500 rupe to us admi ne kaha k atne to mweii shadii par bhi nahin ahe the to waqeel ne kaha saste main kaam karwaya as leye to ye hall hain na .
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Aik khan sahab Aeropaln main bathte hai. Aeroplan age hi 2 ghante late hota hai jab, Allah Allah ker ke jab aeroplan runway per chalna shuru hota hai khan sahab kahte hai aik to agae hi late hai upper se aeroplan road se ja raha hai
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