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    old...wine...in..new...bottle

    bihar...ki...rajdhani..."patna"

    wahan...ke...Hotel...main...huyi...ek... "ghatna"
    ek... "naujawan..".
    buddhe....budhiya...hotel...main...aaye..
    khana....mangwaya.....
    pehle...budhe...ne...khaya......
    budhi...baithi...rahi...,
    haath...malti...rahi...,
    bade...prem...se...,
    pankha....jhalti...rahi..
    phir...budhi...ne...khaya.....,
    budha...baitha...raha...,
    haath...malta...raha..,
    bade..hi..prem...se...,
    pankha...jhalta...raha...,
    yey..dekh...kar...
    Waiter.....chakraya...
    bola....
    "aiye....laila...majnuyon...ke...mai...baap"
    agar..aap..dono...main...
    itna...hi..prem..hai..
    to...aap...
    "saath...saath..kyun...nahi...khate?"
    yey..sun..kar...budha...bola...
    "bete...bairy (waiter)...
    khayal...to...tumhara...nek..hi..hai...
    par...kya...karain...
    humare...pass...
    "daanton..ka...set...ek...hi..hai"

  • #2
    Re: old...wine...in..new...bottle

    :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
    nice shARing !!!

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    • #3
      Re: old...wine...in..new...bottle

      nice joke :D Moving to Joke :)
      Allah

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      • #4
        Re: old...wine...in..new...bottle

        Asslam-o-Alkikum WR WB

        Bhot umda :)

        FeaamnAllah
        Meri Taqdeer Main Likha Tha Khuda Ny Aik Din
        Tu Jisay Cha-hyga Wo Shaks Paraya Ho Ga


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        • #5
          Re: old...wine...in..new...bottle

          Kya mazedaar joke hai Sheem...:lol :lol :lol

          Padha huwa tha, but new style mein yaani old wine in new bottle mein pesh karne ka bahut shukriya
          Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
          Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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          • #6
            Re: old...wine...in..new...bottle

            :lol :khi:

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            • #7
              Re: old...wine...in..new...bottle

              :khi::khi:buhat mazii ka
              u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

              :pr:

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              • #8
                Re: old...wine...in..new...bottle

                hahahahaha zaburdast jano :p

                ~Main tu samjha tha ke lout atey hain janey waley
                tu ney jaker tu judai meri qismat karde...~

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                • #9
                  Re: old...wine...in..new...bottle

                  Originally posted by Barish
                  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
                  nice shARing !!!
                  :khi:

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                  • #10
                    Re: old...wine...in..new...bottle

                    Originally posted by Adnan
                    nice joke :D Moving to Joke :)
                    ok thanx :phool:

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                    • #11
                      Re: old...wine...in..new...bottle

                      Originally posted by naz
                      hahahahaha zaburdast jano :p
                      u ka jano tu hai hi zaberdast :eye:

                      joke kaisa hai yeh daso :p:khi:

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                      • #12
                        Re: old...wine...in..new...bottle

                        Originally posted by Hala
                        :khi::khi:buhat mazii ka
                        taste karliya u ne :khi:

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                        • #13
                          Re: old...wine...in..new...bottle

                          Originally posted by Rabi
                          :lol :khi:

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                          • #14
                            Re: old...wine...in..new...bottle

                            Originally posted by Spy009
                            Kya mazedaar joke hai Sheem...:lol :lol :lol

                            Padha huwa tha, but new style mein yaani old wine in new bottle mein pesh karne ka bahut shukriya
                            aap ko pasand aya yehi bhto hai ji :wk

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                            • #15
                              Re: old...wine...in..new...bottle

                              Originally posted by Bheegi-Palkain
                              Asslam-o-Alkikum WR WB

                              Bhot umda :)

                              FeaamnAllah
                              wsalaam

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