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Chintoo & Mintoo..............
Chintoo : ( Bus Stop Per !! Larki Ko Dekh Kar Bola ?.) ? Arey Chand To Raat Ko Nikalta Hai Aj Din Mein Kaise Nikal Gaya
Larki : Arey Ullo To Raat Ko Bolta Hai , Aaj Din Mein Kaise Bol Raha Hai !
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Chintoo : Yar !! Mintoo Ye Sab Logh Bagh Kyoon Rahe Hein
Mintoo : Yar Ye Race Laga Rahe Hein Cup Jeetne Ke Liye
Chintoo : To Cap Kis Ko Mile Ga
Mintoo : Jo Race Jete Ga
Chintoo : To Baqi Sab Kyoon Bagh Rahe Hein !
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Chintoo Aur Mintoo Aik Bar India Gaey Aur Kisi Ne On Ko Kuch Ziyda Pila Di
Chintoo : Yar Tujhe Maloom Hai ? Bharat Aur Hindustan Ki Jang Hone Wale Hai
Mintoo : Yar Tum Fikar Kyoon Karte Ho , Hum To India Mein Hein Na
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Chintoo Ne Cycle Chalate Chalate Lady Ko Mar Di
Lady,' Break Nahi Mar Sakta Tha Kya?
Chintoo : 'Break Ka Kya Hai, Poori Cycle To Mar Di.....'
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Chiman: Aap Kitna Parhe Ho?
Friend: B.A.
Chiman: Kamal Karte Ho Yaar Sirf Do Word Padhe Aur Woh Bhi Ulte.
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Chintoo : (Doctor Se ), Mein Jab Baat Karta Huun To Muje Sirf Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.
Docter : Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?
Chintoo: Phone Karte Waqt.
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