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  • Idian Mathssss............ ;)

    1.) CSS + MSC + MBBS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT ..

    2.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

    3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

    4.) 4 weeks in
    Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada
    =
    4 minute song in Hindi movie.

    5.) Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.

    6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.

    7.) Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

    8.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

    9.) 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

    10.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt

    11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

    12.) One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than
    BuckinghamPalace
    = One Sooraj Barjataya's Film.

    13.) One man + one woman = Isha Deol

    14.) Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi

    15.) Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing + waiste of money = Devdas

    16.) New heroes + New heroins = a flop movie

    17.) Old heroes + new heroins = a blunder

    18.) Old heroes + old heroins = time pass

    19.) action - suspense + comedy - thrill - story= Indian superhit movie

    20.) Monkey + Elephant + Mouse = Indian's Bhagwan

    21.) Do aur do paanch = Indians ka maths ;)


    u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

    :pr:

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    Re: Idian Mathssss............ ;)

    Originally posted by Hala
    1.) CSS + MSC + MBBS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT ..


    This everywhere in the world...


    3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

    Absolutely wrong, Sallu bhai ke baarey mein koi aisa boley, I can't tolerate.


    4.) 4 weeks in
    Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada =
    4 minute song in Hindi movie.

    Coz it's neighbors demand rather than Indians


    5.) Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.

    Buddhey logon ki pasand


    6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.


    Correct :thmbup:



    8.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda


    Waise bhi paisa de kar theatre mein roney koun jayega, atleast Govinda ko dekhar kuchh thitholiayan to ha jaata hai.


    9.) 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

    Phir mere bhai ke baare mein aisa bola...it's Public (Girls) demand, He has Gym in Mumbai, He isn't like SRK sukha sakha.


    10.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt


    He has degree of MBBS


    11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol


    Jaat puttar big G, bahut bada wala GANWAR hai.


    12.) One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than
    BuckinghamPalace = One Sooraj Barjataya's Film.

    Bas ek hi hai...aur nahin...se history of Barjataya's



    14.) Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi


    Saas bahu ki pasand


    15.) Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing + waiste of money = Devdas


    Absolutely wrong...in this film heavily costumes were used, in the song of "Dola re Dola" Madhuri and Aishwarya wore 12-14 Kilogram each ghaghra, those were auctioned, each glass (6) which SRK used to drink in one song "Mar Dala" were auctioned 6000 Rs., the movie was selected for Oscar festival...how it was bogus




    18.) Old heroes + old heroins = time pass

    Was Baghban a time pass movie...



    21.) Do aur do paanch = Indians ka maths ;)


    Yes...it is correct...only an Indian can understand how


    Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
    Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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    • #3
      Re: Idian Mathssss............ ;)


      Yes...it is correct...only an Indian can understand how


      [/quote]

      Assalaam o alekum

      :thmbup: :thmbup: :thmbup:
      :tang: RISK IS MY BUSINESS

      DANGER IS MY GAME

      DONT PLAY WITH ME
      BCOZ KHURRAM IS MY NAME :tang:

      Kisi nien bhi to naa dekha nigaah bher ke Mujhe

      Gaya phir aaj kaa din bhi udaas ker ke mujhe

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      • #4
        Re: Idian Mathssss............ ;)

        Originally posted by Spy009
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        This everywhere in the world...
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        Absolutely wrong, Sallu bhai ke baarey mein koi aisa boley, I can't tolerate.


        Coz it's neighbors demand rather than Indians


        Buddhey logon ki pasand



        Correct :thmbup:





        Waise bhi paisa de kar theatre mein roney koun jayega, atleast Govinda ko dekhar kuchh thitholiayan to ha jaata hai.


        Phir mere bhai ke baare mein aisa bola...it's Public (Girls) demand, He has Gym in Mumbai, He isn't like SRK sukha sakha.



        He has degree of MBBS



        Jaat puttar big G, bahut bada wala GANWAR hai.


        Bas ek hi hai...aur nahin...se history of Barjataya's




        Saas bahu ki pasand



        Absolutely wrong...in this film heavily costumes were used, in the song of "Dola re Dola" Madhuri and Aishwarya wore 12-14 Kilogram each ghaghra, those were auctioned, each glass (6) which SRK used to drink in one song "Mar Dala" were auctioned 6000 Rs., the movie was selected for Oscar festival...how it was bogus





        Was Baghban a time pass movie...





        Yes...it is correct...only an Indian can understand how


        itna serious kayoun lay lia hai funny jokes ko :zuban:
        اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
        اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

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          Re: Idian Mathssss............ ;)

          Originally posted by Aanchal
          itna serious kayoun lay lia hai funny jokes ko :zuban:

          Maine serious nahin liya maine bhi mazaqia andaaz mein answer diye, sirf ek baat wo Sallu bhaiya ke liye, wo mujhe achha nahin laga.
          Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
          Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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          • #6
            Re: Idian Mathssss............ ;)

            Originally posted by Spy009
            Maine serious nahin liya maine bhi mazaqia andaaz mein answer diye, sirf ek baat wo Sallu bhaiya ke liye, wo mujhe achha nahin laga.

            ohh mein tu dargaii ka app 100% serious hogiii :( likin abii last mein app ka post read kia THank God ka app serious nahii tii replys ki doran ...... mmm app ko sallu bhaiay ka barii mein sooon kar acha nahii laga ... ok next time we keep in mind no one should say anything about Sallu bhaiyaa:na: ... now smile plz:)
            u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

            :pr:

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            • #7
              Re: Idian Mathssss............ ;)

              Originally posted by Spy009
              Maine serious nahin liya maine bhi mazaqia andaaz mein answer diye, sirf ek baat wo Sallu bhaiya ke liye, wo mujhe achha nahin laga.
              heheh Sallu :zuban:
              اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
              اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

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              • #8
                Re: Idian Mathssss............ ;)

                Originally posted by Aanchal
                heheh Sallu :zuban:
                What :zuban:

                Sallu is Sallu
                Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
                Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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