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Really true
If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
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Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a gud person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.
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Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
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Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did !!!
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He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
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A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles !
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So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
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Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
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All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
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Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???
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When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flows from your eyes always say these words…Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…
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10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a gud person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did !!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --
A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles !
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --
So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --
All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --
When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flows from your eyes always say these words…Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke!
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