A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this
big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one
swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say.
"What'cha gonna do about it?"
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man I was just giving you a hard time" the biker says.
"I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
"I can't do anything right, I overslept and was late to an important meeting,
so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen
and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home.
"So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life,
and then you show up and drink the damn poison!"
big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one
swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say.
"What'cha gonna do about it?"
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man I was just giving you a hard time" the biker says.
"I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
"I can't do anything right, I overslept and was late to an important meeting,
so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen
and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home.
"So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life,
and then you show up and drink the damn poison!"
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