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    Train accident

    Assalaam o alekum,



    A news reporter gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?


    Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi. Reporter: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.
    Sardar: Oye nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par charh gaya. :lol :lol :lol :lol muazrat ke saath :(
    :tang: RISK IS MY BUSINESS

    DANGER IS MY GAME

    DONT PLAY WITH ME
    BCOZ KHURRAM IS MY NAME :tang:

    Kisi nien bhi to naa dekha nigaah bher ke Mujhe

    Gaya phir aaj kaa din bhi udaas ker ke mujhe
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  • #2
    Re: Train accident

    :kr:
    u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

    :pr:

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    • #3
      Re: Train accident

      :lol :lol :lol Very nice Khurram
      Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
      Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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      • #4
        Re: Train accident

        Originally posted by khurram_shaikh
        Assalaam o alekum,



        A news reporter gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?


        Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi. Reporter: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.
        Sardar: Oye nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par charh gaya. :lol :lol :lol :lol muazrat ke saath :(
        Sardar bhi na :tauba :kr:
        اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
        اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

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        • #5
          Re: Train accident

          Originally posted by Hala
          :kr:

          Assalaam o alekum,


          pasandgi kaa shukriyaa khush rahien
          :tang: RISK IS MY BUSINESS

          DANGER IS MY GAME

          DONT PLAY WITH ME
          BCOZ KHURRAM IS MY NAME :tang:

          Kisi nien bhi to naa dekha nigaah bher ke Mujhe

          Gaya phir aaj kaa din bhi udaas ker ke mujhe

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          • #6
            Re: Train accident

            :kr: :kr: kab samjhein gey yeh sardar log :kr: :kr:
            tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
            tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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            • #7
              Re: Train accident

              Originally posted by khurram_shaikh
              Assalaam o alekum,



              A news reporter gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?


              Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi. Reporter: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.
              Sardar: Oye nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par charh gaya. :lol :lol :lol :lol muazrat ke saath :(
              bohat khoob khurram
              x-c-lent:thmbup:
              :lol :lol :lol

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              • #8
                Re: Train accident

                Originally posted by Spy009
                :lol :lol :lol Very nice Khurram

                Assalaam o alekum,


                pasandgi kaa shukriya jenab khush rahien
                :tang: RISK IS MY BUSINESS

                DANGER IS MY GAME

                DONT PLAY WITH ME
                BCOZ KHURRAM IS MY NAME :tang:

                Kisi nien bhi to naa dekha nigaah bher ke Mujhe

                Gaya phir aaj kaa din bhi udaas ker ke mujhe

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                • #9
                  Re: Train accident

                  Originally posted by Aanchal
                  Sardar bhi na :tauba :kr:

                  Assalaam o alekum,


                  shukriya naaaani waise yeh lien kuch aur bhi aapke liye khaaas :lol :lol :lol


                  Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
                  Wife observes the whole episode.
                  Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
                  Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.
                  :tang: RISK IS MY BUSINESS

                  DANGER IS MY GAME

                  DONT PLAY WITH ME
                  BCOZ KHURRAM IS MY NAME :tang:

                  Kisi nien bhi to naa dekha nigaah bher ke Mujhe

                  Gaya phir aaj kaa din bhi udaas ker ke mujhe

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                  • #10
                    Re: Train accident

                    AOA,

                    :lol :lol :lol Sachi:lol


                    Sohail Abbasi.
                    Apna haq ada karo.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Train accident

                      Originally posted by Masood
                      :kr: :kr: kab samjhein gey yeh sardar log :kr: :kr:

                      Assalaam o alekum,


                      ab inhien kaun samjhaaye bhai :( :cc:


                      A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
                      Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
                      I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'

                      ============================
                      Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
                      Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
                      Sardar: Phone karte waqt. ============================
                      Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?"
                      "Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"
                      =======================================
                      :tang: RISK IS MY BUSINESS

                      DANGER IS MY GAME

                      DONT PLAY WITH ME
                      BCOZ KHURRAM IS MY NAME :tang:

                      Kisi nien bhi to naa dekha nigaah bher ke Mujhe

                      Gaya phir aaj kaa din bhi udaas ker ke mujhe

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                      • #12
                        Re: Train accident

                        sardars are sooo funny :lol
                        :rose

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                        • #13
                          Re: Train accident

                          Originally posted by Masood
                          :kr: :kr: kab samjhein gey yeh sardar log :kr: :kr:
                          Assalaam o alekum,


                          yeh kabhi nahin samjhien gey :D:
                          :tang: RISK IS MY BUSINESS

                          DANGER IS MY GAME

                          DONT PLAY WITH ME
                          BCOZ KHURRAM IS MY NAME :tang:

                          Kisi nien bhi to naa dekha nigaah bher ke Mujhe

                          Gaya phir aaj kaa din bhi udaas ker ke mujhe

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                          • #14
                            Re: Train accident

                            :lol :lol :lol :lol :kr: :kr: hehehehehehehehehe:lol :lol Sardaar na hotay to Jokes ka kiya banta?:lol
                            :roseENIGMA:rose

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                            • #15
                              Re: Train accident

                              nice....

                              ~Main tu samjha tha ke lout atey hain janey waley
                              tu ney jaker tu judai meri qismat karde...~

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