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A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs,
"Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
The husband says,
"Oh my God! No way! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
The wife yells back,
"It doesn't matter. Just get the hell out!"
"Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
The husband says,
"Oh my God! No way! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
The wife yells back,
"It doesn't matter. Just get the hell out!"
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