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    Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

    Old Man: Certainly not.

    Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose,
    if you tell me the time?

    Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time.
    Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?


    Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will
    definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.

    Young Man: Quite possible.

    Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.
    Young Man: Quite possible.

    Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me.
    Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.
    After my courteous approach you will try to come again.
    This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?
    Young Man: Possible

    Old Man: made itThen I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter.
    Young Man: Smiles. ;) :D

    Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter
    again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.
    Young Man: Smiles :D

    Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start
    waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.
    Young Man: Smiles :D

    Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.
    Young Man: Oh Yes! and smiles :D

    Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my
    daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch
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    hahaha O M G
    really nice shot.

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    • #3
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      Assalaam o alekum,


      :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: omg saima kahaan se chun ker laayi ho bahoot khooob bahooot hi khooooob khush raho
      :tang: RISK IS MY BUSINESS

      DANGER IS MY GAME

      DONT PLAY WITH ME
      BCOZ KHURRAM IS MY NAME :tang:

      Kisi nien bhi to naa dekha nigaah bher ke Mujhe

      Gaya phir aaj kaa din bhi udaas ker ke mujhe

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      • #4
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        Uss OLD MAN ko pata nahin ke aaj kal ke YOUNG MAN ke paas MOBILE hota hai to ghadi ki kya zaroorat
        Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
        Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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        • #5
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          :lol nice one.......
          u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

          :pr:

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            :lol haan to watch ka shadi sey kya ta'aluq jab nikah karna huwa to us din to time per pohanch hi jaein ge :D - aisey hi time poochhtey pochhtey :D :D
            tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
            tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by Saima Shaheen
              Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

              Old Man: Certainly not.

              Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose,
              if you tell me the time?

              Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time.
              Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?


              Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will
              definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.

              Young Man: Quite possible.

              Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.
              Young Man: Quite possible.

              Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me.
              Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.
              After my courteous approach you will try to come again.
              This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?
              Young Man: Possible

              Old Man: made itThen I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter.
              Young Man: Smiles. ;) :D

              Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter
              again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.
              Young Man: Smiles :D

              Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start
              waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.
              Young Man: Smiles :D

              Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.
              Young Man: Oh Yes! and smiles :D

              Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my
              daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch
              lolz bari door ki soojhi barey miyan ko :lol :thmbup:
              اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
              اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

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                thnc all for liking.......
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