~!~Loose Motions~!~

[ZShan]

Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT university and SANTA SINGH Punjab were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

bolo tarara..... OYE!!!!!

[sarfraz_qamar]

Re: ~!~Loose Motions~!~

[MeemSheenAlif]

Re: ~!~Loose Motions~!~

:great:

old but gold

[ZShan]

Re: ~!~Loose Motions~!~

:great:

old but gold

aap ko kis ne bola k itna peechhey ja ker yeh thread nikaalein MSA JI

[MeemSheenAlif]

Re: ~!~Loose Motions~!~

aap ko kis ne bola k itna peechhey ja ker yeh thread nikaalein MSA JI

mujhay khudn ahi pata mein yahan kaise pohanch gaya

[muneeb143]

Re: ~!~Loose Motions~!~

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