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A few days after Christmas, A mother was working
in the kitchen listening to her son playing with
his new electric train set in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said "all of
you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the
hell off now, because this is the last stop. And
all of you sons of bitches that are getting on,
get your asses in the train cause were leaving".
The mother went in and told her son, we don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now I want
you to go into your room for two hours. When you
come out, you can play with your train, but I
want you to use nice language.
Two hours later, the son comes out of his bedroom
and resumes playing with his train. Soon the
train stopped and the son mother heard the son
say, "All passengers who are disembarking the
train, please remember to take all of your
belongings with you. We thank you for riding with
us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one.
We hope you will ride with us again soon. For
those of you who are just boarding the train,
we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage
under the seat, remember there is no smoking
except on the club car. We hope you have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".
"For those of you who are pissed off with the
two hour delay , please see the bitch in the
kitchen."
in the kitchen listening to her son playing with
his new electric train set in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said "all of
you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the
hell off now, because this is the last stop. And
all of you sons of bitches that are getting on,
get your asses in the train cause were leaving".
The mother went in and told her son, we don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now I want
you to go into your room for two hours. When you
come out, you can play with your train, but I
want you to use nice language.
Two hours later, the son comes out of his bedroom
and resumes playing with his train. Soon the
train stopped and the son mother heard the son
say, "All passengers who are disembarking the
train, please remember to take all of your
belongings with you. We thank you for riding with
us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one.
We hope you will ride with us again soon. For
those of you who are just boarding the train,
we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage
under the seat, remember there is no smoking
except on the club car. We hope you have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".
"For those of you who are pissed off with the
two hour delay , please see the bitch in the
kitchen."
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