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Qaatil+Sardaar ji
America may aik qaatil ko saza-e-mowt dee janay wali thee.
Oussay Electric-Chair pay bithaya ja chuka tha.
Jallaad nay poocha: "Tumhari akhri khuahish kia hay?"
Qaatil bola:"Bass maira haath pakray rakho zara sahara rahay ga" :lol
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : 'Doctor, I have a problem.'
Doctor : 'What's your problem?'
Sardarji : 'I keep forgetting things.'
Doctor : 'Since when do you have this problem?'
Sardarji : 'What problem?' :lol
Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out.
His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied
"Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought and at last I wrote THUNK!!!" :lol
The sardarji is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the road. Can you guess what he might be thinking??
" today again I will have to fall :lol
Oussay Electric-Chair pay bithaya ja chuka tha.
Jallaad nay poocha: "Tumhari akhri khuahish kia hay?"
Qaatil bola:"Bass maira haath pakray rakho zara sahara rahay ga" :lol
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : 'Doctor, I have a problem.'
Doctor : 'What's your problem?'
Sardarji : 'I keep forgetting things.'
Doctor : 'Since when do you have this problem?'
Sardarji : 'What problem?' :lol
Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out.
His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied
"Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought and at last I wrote THUNK!!!" :lol
The sardarji is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the road. Can you guess what he might be thinking??
" today again I will have to fall :lol
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