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My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
met.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
Wrong.
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was
Water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied," In the lake."
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
know, I
was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and
didn't notice."
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than
to let him keep her.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't
like to
interrupt her.
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
not to
report it since the thief was spending much less than
his wife did.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is
finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost
to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
met.
-----------------------------------------------------------
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
Wrong.
------------------------------------------------------------
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was
Water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied," In the lake."
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
know, I
was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and
didn't notice."
------------------------------------------------------------------------
When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than
to let him keep her.
--------------------------------------------------------------
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't
like to
interrupt her.
---------------------------------------------------------
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
not to
report it since the thief was spending much less than
his wife did.
--------------------------------------------------------
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is
finished.
----------------------------------------------------------
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost
to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."
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