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Duniya ka famous mukkebaaz (boxer) ek baar ek hazaar dollar ki thaili ring (stage) per rakh di aur chit laga di
Hai koi maaN ka laal jo utha sake? aur door ja kar baith gaye,
tabhi ek aadmi aaya aur dollar se bhari thaili utha li aur chit badal di aur kaha:
"Le jaa raha hoon pakad lo daud meiN world champion hoon"
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Ek Sardarji rail mein safar kar rahey thay, safar ke dauran apna "desi ghee" ka bada sa matka anjaaney mein rail rokeny wali janzeer se latka diya.
Rail ruki to guard khinchi huwi janzeer ki talaash karta huwa dibbey mein pahuncha, usney janzeer per matka tanga dekha to gussey se bola - Kiska hai...?
Sardarji boley - "Mera hai..."
"Jaantey ho iski wajah se rail ruk gayi hai..."
"Bhai waaaahhh! Sardarji ne khush ho kar kaha - "Dekhya, desi ghee ki asal taaqat ka to aaj pata chala"
Hai koi maaN ka laal jo utha sake? aur door ja kar baith gaye,
tabhi ek aadmi aaya aur dollar se bhari thaili utha li aur chit badal di aur kaha:
"Le jaa raha hoon pakad lo daud meiN world champion hoon"
************************************************** ******
Ek Sardarji rail mein safar kar rahey thay, safar ke dauran apna "desi ghee" ka bada sa matka anjaaney mein rail rokeny wali janzeer se latka diya.
Rail ruki to guard khinchi huwi janzeer ki talaash karta huwa dibbey mein pahuncha, usney janzeer per matka tanga dekha to gussey se bola - Kiska hai...?
Sardarji boley - "Mera hai..."
"Jaantey ho iski wajah se rail ruk gayi hai..."
"Bhai waaaahhh! Sardarji ne khush ho kar kaha - "Dekhya, desi ghee ki asal taaqat ka to aaj pata chala"
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