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  • Aaj Eid Hai Kya

    Son : Mummy aaj Eid hai kya...?

    Mother : Nahin to...kyon

    Son : To phir PAPA pados wali aunty se galey kyon mil rahey thay


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    Banta Sardar ek emaarat ki 60th floor pe khadey thay tabhi ek aadmi aaya aur kahney laga -
    " Bada ghazab ho gaya, aapka beta marr gaya."

    Banta Boley - " Kya kaha ?, Chalo chalo jaldi chalo "

    Neechey aaney per Banta zor zor se haanfney ke saath saath hansney lage, Iss per uss aadmi ko tajjub huwa aur hairat se puchha
    " Aapka beta marr gaya aur aap hans rahey hain?"

    Banta ji pet pakad kar hanstey huwey boley-
    "60 maaley utaar diye aur kaisa booddhu banaya, meri to abhi tak shaadi hi nahin huwi"

    Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
    Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

  • #2
    Re: Aaj Eid Hai Kya

    Assalaam o alekum,


    :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol zabardast
    :tang: RISK IS MY BUSINESS

    DANGER IS MY GAME

    DONT PLAY WITH ME
    BCOZ KHURRAM IS MY NAME :tang:

    Kisi nien bhi to naa dekha nigaah bher ke Mujhe

    Gaya phir aaj kaa din bhi udaas ker ke mujhe

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    • #3
      Re: Aaj Eid Hai Kya

      Good Ones Spy



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      • #4
        Re: Aaj Eid Hai Kya

        Thanks Khurram


        Shukran Sammu
        Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
        Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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        • #5
          Re: Aaj Eid Hai Kya

          :lol :D: :khi: dono bohat mazy k hain :D

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          • #6
            Re: Aaj Eid Hai Kya

            lolzzz pehla zaia acha tha ..bachay bari masoomeyat say poll khool daytay hain baroun ka :khi:
            اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
            اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

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            • #7
              Re: Aaj Eid Hai Kya

              :kr::kr::kr::kr:

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              • #8
                Re: Aaj Eid Hai Kya

                :D bari mazaqi O tusi :D
                Allah

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                • #9
                  Re: Aaj Eid Hai Kya

                  Komal
                  Aanchal
                  Sheem
                  Adnan

                  Thanks for liking:rose
                  Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
                  Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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                  • #10
                    Re: Aaj Eid Hai Kya

                    Waise Eid ke dhoke mein pehla joke sach naa ho jaye
                    Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
                    Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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                    • #11
                      Re: Aaj Eid Hai Kya

                      :kr: :kr: woow buht khob jokes realy nice thanks spy........app ki jokes ni abii buht hasayee abi tak bore hoo rahii tii .......but now too good.....:thmbup:
                      u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

                      :pr:

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                      • #12
                        Re: Aaj Eid Hai Kya

                        hahaha

                        ~Main tu samjha tha ke lout atey hain janey waley
                        tu ney jaker tu judai meri qismat karde...~

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