Sardar bought a pressure cooker,the next day he returnd it...
shop keeper why r u returning it?
sardar..ghar mein jawan betiyan hain ye seetiyan maarta hai
khudkush bombar ne bomb ka button dabaya
lekin dhamaka nahi hua
aur woh behosh hogaya
jab hospital mein hosh aaya aur nurse ko dekha to kaha
baqi Hoorien kahan hain...???
Aik sardaar doosre se....zara dekhan indicator kaam kar raha
hai ya nahi....???
doora sardar bahir dekh kar Haan.......Nahi....haan........nahi
Race dekhtay huay sardaar doosre se.......inaam kis ko milay ga??
doosra sardar sab se aagay walay ko......
pehla sardaar to peechay walay kion bhaag rahe hain...
sardar looked in mirror and said......is ko kahen dekha hai??
then he said......yaad aaya ye to wahi hai jo shaadi k album
mein meri biwi k saath hai...
shop keeper why r u returning it?
sardar..ghar mein jawan betiyan hain ye seetiyan maarta hai
khudkush bombar ne bomb ka button dabaya
lekin dhamaka nahi hua
aur woh behosh hogaya
jab hospital mein hosh aaya aur nurse ko dekha to kaha
baqi Hoorien kahan hain...???
Aik sardaar doosre se....zara dekhan indicator kaam kar raha
hai ya nahi....???
doora sardar bahir dekh kar Haan.......Nahi....haan........nahi
Race dekhtay huay sardaar doosre se.......inaam kis ko milay ga??
doosra sardar sab se aagay walay ko......
pehla sardaar to peechay walay kion bhaag rahe hain...
sardar looked in mirror and said......is ko kahen dekha hai??
then he said......yaad aaya ye to wahi hai jo shaadi k album
mein meri biwi k saath hai...
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