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Yeh kuch lateefay hain, umeed karta hoon aaap ko pasand aaingay
2 Pagal
Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumharay aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari.
Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu
sardar on a wrong no
sardar ne phone kia out of country se apne ghar
sardar: hello hello who is this
naukar: ghar ka naukar
sardar: malkin kia kar rahi hai
nokar: wo to apne shohar ke sath so rahi hain
sardar: uska shohar to mai hon ,wo koi or hai ,ik kaam karo dono ko goli maar do
naukar: room mai gaya aur dono ko maar dia
naukar: i killed them sir
sardar: bohat ache ab dono ki lash ko swiming pool mai daal do
naukar: par ghar mai swiming pool to hai hai
sardar: sorry wrong number.
Award winning joke
Yeh joke aik competition me pehla prize jeet chuka hay
George Bush in a primary school...
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asked, What is your name?
Bob
And what is your question, Bob?
I have 3 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you president when al gore got more votes?
Third, what happened to Osama bin laden?
Just then, the bell rings for recess.
George bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, Ok where were we?
Oh, thats right. Question time. Who has a question?
A different little boy raises his hand.
George points him out and asked him what is your name?
Steve
And what is your question Steve?
I have 5 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of UN?
Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, what happened to Osama bin laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
Fifth, where is Bob?
Yeh kuch lateefay hain, umeed karta hoon aaap ko pasand aaingay
2 Pagal
Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumharay aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari.
Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu
sardar on a wrong no
sardar ne phone kia out of country se apne ghar
sardar: hello hello who is this
naukar: ghar ka naukar
sardar: malkin kia kar rahi hai
nokar: wo to apne shohar ke sath so rahi hain
sardar: uska shohar to mai hon ,wo koi or hai ,ik kaam karo dono ko goli maar do
naukar: room mai gaya aur dono ko maar dia
naukar: i killed them sir
sardar: bohat ache ab dono ki lash ko swiming pool mai daal do
naukar: par ghar mai swiming pool to hai hai
sardar: sorry wrong number.
Award winning joke
Yeh joke aik competition me pehla prize jeet chuka hay
George Bush in a primary school...
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asked, What is your name?
Bob
And what is your question, Bob?
I have 3 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you president when al gore got more votes?
Third, what happened to Osama bin laden?
Just then, the bell rings for recess.
George bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, Ok where were we?
Oh, thats right. Question time. Who has a question?
A different little boy raises his hand.
George points him out and asked him what is your name?
Steve
And what is your question Steve?
I have 5 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of UN?
Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, what happened to Osama bin laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
Fifth, where is Bob?
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