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Heard many times, but ..Enjoy your day Today !
Udurawana gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he
does this. Udurawana:"I've been promoted as branch
manager."
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Once Udurawana professor asked a plumber to come to his
college.U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
leaking...
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Udurawana: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Udurawana: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Udurawana: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower
berth..
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
THE BEST --
Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Udurawana stands up- we must find & stop her!.
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Udurawana -why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Udurawana -If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
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Udurawana had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Udurawana named them
TIRED&RETIRED!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Udurawana: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Udurawana was filling up application form for a job. He
was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Udurawana found the answer to the most difficult question
ever What will come first, Chicken or egg?
Aiyooo, what ever u order first will come first.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Udurawana wins 20 Mil from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
gave 11 Mil after deducting tax.
Angry Udurawana: "Give me 20 Mil or else return my 20 Rs
back.!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This
Packet
Udurawana:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it....
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Udurawana proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder
to you'........... Udurawana
said 'Oye No Problem Chandra, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A Udurawana & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Udurawana replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +
Udurawana 's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa
who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all
d passengers in d car he was driving..
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++
Udurawana at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in
colombo . Local Udurawanas have so far found 500 bodies
and are still digging for more..
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A man asked Udurawana, why Mahinda Rajapaksha goes walking
at evening not in the morning. Udurawana replied ''aiyooo Mahinda
Rajapaksha is PM not AM''.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++
Udurawana visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Udurawana goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
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Udurawana gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he
does this. Udurawana:"I've been promoted as branch
manager."
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Once Udurawana professor asked a plumber to come to his
college.U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
leaking...
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Udurawana: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Udurawana: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Udurawana: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower
berth..
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
THE BEST --
Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Udurawana stands up- we must find & stop her!.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Udurawana -why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Udurawana -If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Udurawana had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Udurawana named them
TIRED&RETIRED!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Udurawana: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Udurawana was filling up application form for a job. He
was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Udurawana found the answer to the most difficult question
ever What will come first, Chicken or egg?
Aiyooo, what ever u order first will come first.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Udurawana wins 20 Mil from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
gave 11 Mil after deducting tax.
Angry Udurawana: "Give me 20 Mil or else return my 20 Rs
back.!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This
Packet
Udurawana:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it....
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Udurawana proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder
to you'........... Udurawana
said 'Oye No Problem Chandra, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A Udurawana & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Udurawana replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +
Udurawana 's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa
who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all
d passengers in d car he was driving..
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++
Udurawana at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in
colombo . Local Udurawanas have so far found 500 bodies
and are still digging for more..
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A man asked Udurawana, why Mahinda Rajapaksha goes walking
at evening not in the morning. Udurawana replied ''aiyooo Mahinda
Rajapaksha is PM not AM''.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++
Udurawana visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Udurawana goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
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