Hanso Jee Hanso Khoob Hanso

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Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

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In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer tio mein kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.

Santa: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai.

Santa: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.

Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

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Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si?
Sant: Goli lagi si mathe vich.
Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi

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Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

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jab tum hansty ho to

lagta he ke insan kabhi bander tha

jab tum roty ho to

lagta he insan aj bhi bander hi he.......

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doctor:mubarak ho sardar ji app papa baan gay ho.
sardar ji: meri wife ko maat batana main us ko serprice donga.

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English Man : - Humare America mein War ho gaya hai
Mohit: - Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man : - wo kaise?
Mohit : - Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar.....!!!

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Hugli Hugli
Dugli DUgli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly Busssssssssssssss!!










Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya.....

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Pathan : (Doctor Se ), Mein Jab Baat Karta Huun To Muje Sirf Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.


Docter : Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?


Pathan: Phone Karte Waqt.

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MERI TARAF SA EIK PUPPI AAP KEY LIYA .EIK PUPPI AAP KEY DOST KEY LIYA AUR EIK PUPPI AAP KEY DOST KE DOST KEY LIYA... BATOO Q? bcoz MARAY AAJ DOGI NE 10 PUPPies KO JANUM DIYA HAI.....

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Dekha Kitne Sare Sms Bheje Hai Meine.....


Kuch Sekho Mujhse!!!!!

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