Hanso Jee Hanso Khoob Hanso

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Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1

Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya

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Sardar g ne wife ko letter likha.........
is month's salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hu...

Wiffe replie...ap ke 100 kiss mile, doodhwala 2 kiss mai man gaya ,,'

sir ko 7 deni padi, sabziwala 7 main nai mana 9 deni padi....'

kirane wala sirf kiss se nai mana, maakan malik, to roj 5 ya 6 le jata hai

ap chinta na kare mere pass 35 padi hai . or jo yeh par raha hai uuse
b 2-4 deni padegi.....

baki sab thk hai .....!

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Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

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Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...'

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Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai '

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Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?

Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

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Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.

Santa asked him: What are you doing?

Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

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EK bar Sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai ...!

aur ja kar darwaza knock karta hai '

Gangubai : Kaun hai?

sardar : main !

Gangubai : main kaun?

sardar : "Tu Gangubai"

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Santa : Ek Wari Main Chota Hunda Si, Main Qutab Minar To Gir Gaya Si

Banta": Phir Bach Gaya Si K Mar Gaya Si

Santa": Pata Nae Odon Main Chota Hunda Si