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    Reason why I never visit rich people!!

    Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

    Answer: "tea please"

    Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

    Answer : "Ceylon tea "

    Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

    Answer: "white"

    Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

    Answer: "With milk "

    Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

    Answer: "With cow milk please.

    Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

    Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

    Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

    Answer: "With sugar"

    Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

    Answer: "Cane sugar "

    Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

    Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

    Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

    Answer: "Mineral water"

    Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

    Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst

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    Re: % Never Visit Rich People %

    Oh :thmbup:
    Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
    Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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      • #4
        Re: % Never Visit Rich People %

        Yeh to aisa hi huwa jaisey:

        Kanjoos: aao aao beta kaisey ho? btao chaey piyo gey keh thanda?
        Mehmaan: chaey mangwa lijiye
        Kanjoos: is garmi mein kya chaey piyo ge, thanda pi lo
        Mehman: chalein thanda mangwaa lein
        Kanjoos: Thandey mein juice ho keh sodawater
        Mehmaan: sodawater manwa lein
        Kajoos: Glass sheeshey ka ho ya steel ka
        Mehmaan: Sheeshey ka
        Kanjoos: sheeshey per phool keh sada
        Mehmaan..... Rehney do yaar mujhey pyaas nahin :D
        tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
        tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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          Re: % Never Visit Rich People %

          :lol :lol
          u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

          :pr:

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          • #6
            Re: % Never Visit Rich People %

            Originally posted by Masood
            Yeh to aisa hi huwa jaisey:

            Kanjoos: aao aao beta kaisey ho? btao chaey piyo gey keh thanda?
            Mehmaan: chaey mangwa lijiye
            Kanjoos: is garmi mein kya chaey piyo ge, thanda pi lo
            Mehman: chalein thanda mangwaa lein
            Kanjoos: Thandey mein juice ho keh sodawater
            Mehmaan: sodawater manwa lein
            Kajoos: Glass sheeshey ka ho ya steel ka
            Mehmaan: Sheeshey ka
            Kanjoos: sheeshey per phool keh sada
            Mehmaan..... Rehney do yaar mujhey pyaas nahin :D
            Good Jokkkkkkeeeee
            Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
            Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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