Sardar's Jokes Collection by Baqar...!!!

[baqarkashmiri]

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[baqarkashmiri]

Tumhain ghalat fehmi hoi hay

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

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[arshii4u]

Re: Man needs a poison

[arshii4u]

Re: Before and after marriage

aisa bhi hota hai...................:cc:

[arshii4u]

Re: Tumhain ghalat fehmi hoi hay

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

:khi::khi::khi::khi::khi::khi:

[arshii4u]

[arshii4u]

:tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato:

[arshii4u]

Re: I look at your picture and the problem disappears

[arshii4u]

Re: Mein Itni Khushi Bardast Nahin kar sakta...

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

:tauba:tauba:tauba

[arshii4u]

Re: 3 Movie tickets

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

[arshii4u]

Re: Any boyfriend before marriage

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