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A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class,
"If I sold my house and my car,
had a big garage sale and
gave all my money to the church,
would I get into Heaven?"
"No!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day,
mowed the yard,
and kept everything neat and tidy,
would I get into Heaven?"
Again the answer was "No!"
"Well", she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out,
"You gotta be dead!"
"If I sold my house and my car,
had a big garage sale and
gave all my money to the church,
would I get into Heaven?"
"No!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day,
mowed the yard,
and kept everything neat and tidy,
would I get into Heaven?"
Again the answer was "No!"
"Well", she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out,
"You gotta be dead!"
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