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~*~Silly Questions & Answers~*~
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Re: ~*~Silly Questions & Answers~*~
Originally posted by ZShan View PostAt the movies when you meet acquaintances/friends...
Silly question: Hey, what are you doing here?
In the bus a heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Silly question: Sorry, did that hurt?
When you ask the waiter at a restaurant:
At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years
Silly question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
At a funeral one of the teary-eyed people asks...
Silly question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Silly question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Silly question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.
When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Silly question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding......Dunya fani hai
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