( Sardar Ji Jokes )
Q. Why can't Sardar dial 911?
A. They can not find the eleven on the phone
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Q. What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
A. He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
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Q. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper?
A. As he has already one with him, he takes a photocopy of the white paper !!!
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Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A. Because below 18 was not allowed.
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Q. How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
A. Stick a tyre pressure gauge in his ear.
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Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
A. Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his
mouth.
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Q. How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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Q. What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over
his ears?
A. Trying to hold on to a thought.
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Q. Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
A. So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
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Q. Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
A. They always forget the recipe.
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Q. How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
A. He threw it off a cliff.
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Q. What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A. A wind tunnel.
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Q. What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
A. The back of his head.
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Q. Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A. They think their picture is being taken.
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Q. Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
A. Toes Go In First.
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Q. How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.
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Q. How do you get Sardar on the roof?
A. Tell him the drinks are on the house.
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Q. "Oh, look at the dead bird.
A. " Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
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Q. Why can't Sardar dial 911?
A. They can not find the eleven on the phone
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Q. What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
A. He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
---------------
Q. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper?
A. As he has already one with him, he takes a photocopy of the white paper !!!
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Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A. Because below 18 was not allowed.
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Q. How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
A. Stick a tyre pressure gauge in his ear.
---------------
Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
---------------
Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
A. Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his
mouth.
---------------
Q. How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
---------------
Q. What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over
his ears?
A. Trying to hold on to a thought.
---------------
Q. Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
A. So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
---------------
Q. Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
A. They always forget the recipe.
---------------
Q. How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
A. He threw it off a cliff.
---------------
Q. What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A. A wind tunnel.
---------------
Q. What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
A. The back of his head.
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Q. Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A. They think their picture is being taken.
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Q. Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
A. Toes Go In First.
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Q. How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.
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Q. How do you get Sardar on the roof?
A. Tell him the drinks are on the house.
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Q. "Oh, look at the dead bird.
A. " Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
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