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* Jocks *
1) An astronomer was watching the sky through his telescope.
Sardar was observing him.
Suddenly a star falls.
Sardar shouts "Kya nishana laga ya .... BOSS..!?
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2) A Sardar sits for 4 hours looking at his Marriage Certificate.
The Wife asks? What are u doing.
He answers: "I'm lookingfor the Expiry Date"
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1. Life before marriage is AIRTEL-" u can express u r self"
2. After marriage is RELIANCE-"Always get in Touch"
3. After Honeymoon is HUTCH-" Wherever u go u r wife network follows"
4. After 10 years Life is BSNL -"Subscriber is not reachable.
Sardar was observing him.
Suddenly a star falls.
Sardar shouts "Kya nishana laga ya .... BOSS..!?
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2) A Sardar sits for 4 hours looking at his Marriage Certificate.
The Wife asks? What are u doing.
He answers: "I'm lookingfor the Expiry Date"
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1. Life before marriage is AIRTEL-" u can express u r self"
2. After marriage is RELIANCE-"Always get in Touch"
3. After Honeymoon is HUTCH-" Wherever u go u r wife network follows"
4. After 10 years Life is BSNL -"Subscriber is not reachable.
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