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    A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go
    fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

    We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
    Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
    week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I
    will swing by the house to pick my things up" " Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

    The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she did
    exactly what her husband asked.

    The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking
    good.

    The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

    He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
    didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"

    You'll love the answer...

    The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box ....."

  • #2
    Re: Never Lie To Your Wife

    Very nice.
    hehehe

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    • #3
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      ha ha ha ha

      jhoot ke paon nahin hotay.
      Mind Sciences

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      • #4
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        hahahahahahaha :kr::kr:

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        • #5
          Re: Never Lie To Your Wife

          :hehe: :hehe:

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          • #6
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            :p

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            • #7
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              hahahahahahaha
              :rose :rose :rose

              :rose :rose :rose

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              • #8
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                :khi:

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                • #9
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                  One day our beloved president Mushi was traveling by his car for his campaign to a village. Suddenly a babby donkey

                  came before the car. The driver couldn't hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby donkey
                  was killed in the accident.

                  Mushi was very upset. He called the driver and said,"Jiska ye gadda hai mein usko compensation dena chahta hoon. Usko dhund ke lao".

                  Driver went to the nearest village and came back after some time with a
                  fine new suit on his body, garlands and Mala around his neck and lots of money in his hands!!!

                  Mushi was surprised. He asked, Baat kya hai?"

                  Driver replied " I told them about the incident. Hearing it they were rejoiced, gave new suit and garlands on me,

                  then danced for some time and gave this money."

                  Mushi asked driver "Tum ne unko exactly kya bola tha?"

                  Driver replied: "*Main bola, mein General Pervez Musharraf ka driver
                  hoon, maine gaddey ke bachhe ko mar dala hai.........."

                  NO COMMENTS PLEASE, BECZ ITS WITH MAZRAT
                  Drunken Dragon
                  Ilyassyyed

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