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    The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?
    'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
    'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
    The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
    'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
    Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
    Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
    Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
    Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
    What's it tell you, Tonto?'
    'You dumber than buffalo. It means someone stole the tent.'
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    Re: Old But Still Funny

    :cc:

    Mari to kuch samajh main nahin aaya
    Last edited by ZShan; 7 October 2007, 17:20.

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      Re: Old But Still Funny

      :khi:

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        Re: Old But Still Funny

        Originally posted by ZShan View Post
        :cc:

        Mari to kuch samajh main nahin aaya
        Koi baat nahin kal samajh aa jaye ga.

        ha ha ha
        Mind Sciences

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