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Sardar Jokes - New Collection
Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hain?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hain....
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Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use SURPRISE doonga..!
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
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Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya,
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra.
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Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kya badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hain, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hain.
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One fine day a girl proposed to a sardar and the sardar denied simply saying that
- in our family we marry only with our relatives
My grandfather married my grandmother !
My mom married my dad !!
My brother married my bhabhi !!!
My sister married my jijajee !!!!
My uncle married my aunt !!!!!
And So On......So please excuse me, said Sardarji.
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Sardar watching "Shole" in cinema hall:
Veeru: "basanti in kutto ke aage mat naachna!"
sardarji was sitting with his dog in the theater, says: "saali naachegi kaise nahin,
kutte ka bhi ticket liya hain..."
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Sardar: Doctor help me, main jab baat karta hun to mujhe sirf awaaz sunai deti hain, aadmi nahin dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hain?
Sardar: Phone karte WAQT....
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hain....
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Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use SURPRISE doonga..!
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
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Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya,
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra.
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Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kya badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hain, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hain.
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One fine day a girl proposed to a sardar and the sardar denied simply saying that
- in our family we marry only with our relatives
My grandfather married my grandmother !
My mom married my dad !!
My brother married my bhabhi !!!
My sister married my jijajee !!!!
My uncle married my aunt !!!!!
And So On......So please excuse me, said Sardarji.
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Sardar watching "Shole" in cinema hall:
Veeru: "basanti in kutto ke aage mat naachna!"
sardarji was sitting with his dog in the theater, says: "saali naachegi kaise nahin,
kutte ka bhi ticket liya hain..."
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Sardar: Doctor help me, main jab baat karta hun to mujhe sirf awaaz sunai deti hain, aadmi nahin dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hain?
Sardar: Phone karte WAQT....
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