~*~ Mercdez Benz ~*~

[fari]

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Nahi jee mai koshish mai nahi kar raha hon ye to hidden truth hai jis se aap bekhabar hain, :lpop:

:kr:app kay hiden truth puranay bosida hogay ahin ...isliya ap ghalt matlab lay rhaay hain.............bhala ma ap ko murgi samjh kar kiun palo i aur de ap ko murgi man kar kiun chori karen gi:kr::kr::kr:

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Nahi aunty mera abhi is type ke experience se door door tuk koi waasta nahi hai :lpop:

:kr::kr:is umar ma tu ap yahi kahien gay:kr:

[Mr.Khan]

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:kr:app kay hiden truth puranay bosida hogay ahin ...isliya ap ghalt matlab lay rhaay hain.............bhala ma ap ko murgi samjh kar kiun palo i aur de ap ko murgi man kar kiun chori karen gi:kr::kr::kr:

Aunty lagta hai k aap ki umar ho gaii hai sathyaane wali or aap ka to waqaii experience ho chuka hai pharpharane wala kyun k mai Mr. Khan hon or aap mujhy murgi samjh rahi hain:khi: I think is umar me aane k baad gender me farq karna mushkil ho jata hoga ap ko :kr: , or mujhy churaana aap or aap ki di k bus ki baat bhi nahi hai :lpop:

:kr::kr:is umar ma tu ap yahi kahien gay:kr:

Meri umar ki choren aap apni umar ki fiqar karen :lpop:

[refreshing_breeze]

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[fari]

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Aunty lagta hai k aap ki umar ho gaii hai sathyaane wali or aap ka to waqaii experience ho chuka hai pharpharane wala kyun k mai Mr. Khan hon or aap mujhy murgi samjh rahi hain:khi: I think is umar me aane k baad gender me farq karna mushkil ho jata hoga ap ko :kr: , or mujhy churaana aap or aap ki di k bus ki baat bhi nahi hai :lpop:

:kr:ap tu jazbati hi hogay..............ap murgi nahi tu murgay honga...per yaqeen janiya Meri Esha de aur mai murgay chori nahi kratay so ap mat dariya:tasali:

Meri umar ki choren aap apni umar ki fiqar karen :lpop:

:khi:haan ap ki umar tu abb pori honay ko ha tabi ap asa kah rahay hain:kr:

[Mr.Khan]

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:kr:ap tu jazbati hi hogay..............ap murgi nahi tu murgay honga...per yaqeen janiya Meri Esha de aur mai murgay chori nahi kratay so ap mat dariya:tasali:

Ab aap apna jawab politically change kar k apni umar chupa rahi hain, sach to saaamne aa hi chuka hai , umar aap ki ab nikal chuki hai oh i mean pori h chuki hai , or aap ki di to mashAllah aap se bari hain to un ki umar kitni ho gi to ye soochna to buhat mushkil hai :kr:

[fari]

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Ab aap apna jawab politically change kar k apni umar chupa rahi hain, sach to saaamne aa hi chuka hai , umar aap ki ab nikal chuki hai oh i mean pori h chuki hai , or aap ki di to mashAllah aap se bari hain to un ki umar kitni ho gi to ye soochna to buhat mushkil hai :kr:

:khi::khi::khi:app meri baaton ko cheat kar kay mujhay kah rahay hain ...khabi apna dimag bhi use kar liya karen ...agar ha tu:khi:baba jee:tomato:

[Mr.Khan]

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:khi::khi::khi:app meri baaton ko cheat kar kay mujhay kah rahay hain ...khabi apna dimag bhi use kar liya karen ...agar ha tu:khi:baba jee:tomato:

koun c copy kar li mai ne:tauba , aunty aap ki aqal to bhurhaape ki waja se ghaas charne gaii hui hai ab kya eye-sight bhi saath chor rahi hai aap ka? :khi:

[fari]

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:tasali:

koun c copy kar li mai ne:tauba , aunty aap ki aqal to bhurhaape ki waja se ghaas charne gaii hui hai ab kya eye-sight bhi saath chor rahi hai aap ka? :khi:

dekhian ........ap jasi khurak(ghass) hum insano ki nhi hoti so ap hi aapna charha kha kar .......phir baat karen ........shaid koi achi baat kar lain

[Mr.Khan]

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:tasali:


dekhian ........ap jasi khurak(ghass) hum insano ki nhi hoti so ap hi aapna charha kha kar .......phir baat karen ........shaid koi achi baat kar lain

Janab Chara i mean to say ghaans khoraak hoti hain bakriyon ki or aap or aap ki di to munday bhai ki bakriyan hain baqool munday bhai :khi:, to aap ja kar apna chara sambhaaliye kahin koi or bakri na kha jaye aap ka chara :kr:

[fari]

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Janab Chara i mean to say ghaans khoraak hoti hain bakriyon ki or aap or aap ki di to munday bhai ki bakriyan hain baqool munday bhai :khi:, to aap ja kar apna chara sambhaaliye kahin koi or bakri na kha jaye aap ka chara :kr:

:taubaagar chara sirf bakriyo ki khurak hota tu ap bakri hoti ........lakin chara bakro yani ap ki bhi khurak ha! rahi baat meri aur de ki tu hum naram dil insaan ha ap kikhurak koi aur kha bhi lay ga tu ap ko Munday se kah kar dilwa dain gay:kr:

[baqarkashmiri]

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A boy on date with a girl in a Marcdez car. :D:

Boy : Dear ! mai ne tum se ek baat chupaii hai, I' m already married, :(

Girl : Oh God! tum ne to mujhy dara hi diya, mai samjhi ke ye car tumhari nahi hai :khi:

OH
Very nice.

[*khushi*]

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lolzzzzzzzzzz nice one