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    TEACHER: Why are you late?
    WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
    TEACHER: What sign?
    WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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    TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
    CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

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    TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
    JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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    TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
    SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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    TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
    GEORGE: Here it is!
    TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
    CLASS: George!

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    TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
    have ten years ago.
    WILLY: Me!

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    TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
    TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
    " Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goals "

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    Re: Teacher and briliant students

    :hehe:

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    • #3
      Re: Teacher and briliant students

      Originally posted by *Fari* View Post
      :hehe:
      tum bhi aeysi hi brilliant student ? :D
      " Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goals "

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        Re: Teacher and briliant students

        :khi::khi::khi:

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          zabar10 :hehe:
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