~*~ Munna Bhai ( M.B.B.S ) ~*~

[Mr.Khan]

Munna Bhai nay pehlay din office khola to bara khush tha. Us ki secertary nay bataya ke bahar aik aadmi aaya hai. Munna bara khush hua aur usay andar aanay ke liye kaha. Us ke andar aanay say pehlay Munna nay socha ke us par impression dalna chahiye aur phone utha ke batien karnay laga.

"Haan Haan! 500 rupay fees hai, apun 10 baje tak betha hai idher, is say late nahi karnay ka, apun bahut busy hai".

Us ke baad us nay phone rakha aur aanay walay say poocha "Beth na Maamoon, apun teray liye kya kar sakta hai?"
Man: Mien phone sahi karnay aaya hoon.

[Mr.Khan]

Re: ~*~ Munna Bhai ( M.B.B.S ) ~*~

Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
Munna: Apun ke paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha ke teray paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda
rehnay ke liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.
Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

[Mr.Khan]

Re: ~*~ Munna Bhai ( M.B.B.S ) ~*~

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.

[Mr.Khan]

Re: ~*~ Munna Bhai ( M.B.B.S ) ~*~

Munna: Bolay to dard kahan hai aapko?.
Patient(F): Pooray badan me hai
Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Touches her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her
left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger me dard hai.

[Mr.Khan]

Re: ~*~ Munna Bhai ( M.B.B.S ) ~*~

Chinkie: Tum hamaisha clinic mien apnay saath meri photo bhi kyun le jaatay ho.
Munna: Apun ko jab bhi koi mushkil aati hai, apun tumhari picture dekh leta hoon aur woh problem solve ho jaati hai.
Chinkie: Dekha! Mien tumharay liye kitni achi aur powerful hoon.
Munna: Haan! Apun teri picture dekhta hai aur apnay aap say bolta hai "Is say bari bhi koi problem ho sakti hai bhala." :khi:

[Mr.Khan]

Re: ~*~ Munna Bhai ( M.B.B.S ) ~*~

Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

[Mr.Khan]

Re: ~*~ Munna Bhai ( M.B.B.S ) ~*~

Patient: Doctor aap ko yakeen hai ke mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia) hai, kyun ke pichlay dino aik doctor mera friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mar gaya.

Munna: Haan ray meray ko pakka yaqeen hai, tu namoonia say hi maray ga.

[Mr.Khan]

Re: ~*~ Munna Bhai ( M.B.B.S ) ~*~

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun ke apun kay rubber ke gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

[Mr.Khan]

Re: ~*~ Munna Bhai ( M.B.B.S ) ~*~

Raat ka time jab Munna aur chinkie apnay bed room me so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.

Voice: Aray Doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai
Munna abhi jaanay ke liye tayyar hi hota ke dobara phone aata hai.

Voice: Doctor Sahab! Ab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave ke liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.

[refreshing_breeze]

Re: ~*~ Munna Bhai ( M.B.B.S ) ~*~

bohat hi zabardast sharing hai
:hehe:

[Mr.Khan]

Re: ~*~ Munna Bhai ( M.B.B.S ) ~*~

bohat hi zabardast sharing hai
:hehe:

:khi::salam:

[zahid]

Re: ~*~ Munna Bhai ( M.B.B.S ) ~*~

bohoooooooooot achay bolay to parh k swad agaya

[enigma]

Re: ~*~ Munna Bhai ( M.B.B.S ) ~*~

hehehe bohot ache jokes hain
nice sharing

[shahid_naman]

Re: ~*~ Munna Bhai ( M.B.B.S ) ~*~

apun ko tari yah batay per ka bahot acha laga......
apun taray ko inam data ha....
yah larose
aur yah la:phool::phool:

[Mr.Khan]

Re: ~*~ Munna Bhai ( M.B.B.S ) ~*~

bohoooooooooot achay bolay to parh k swad agaya

hahahahahahahaha :kr:
Thanks :salam: