lateefy...

[sham-e-mehfil]

*~*~*Hotel Ka Khana*~*~*

Customer : Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi howa?

Hotel Wala : Sir kahana tu 3 din pehlay se tayyar hai bas gharam ho raha hai.

Ek admi kay pass two parrots hotay hain.ek parrot ahr waqt sajday main rahta hai aur dosera parrot tasbi patrta rahta hai.iss admi kay hamsay kay pass ek female parrot hoti hai JO BOHAT HI SHARARTI HOTI HAI.har waqt kisi ko tang karti rahti hai.Female parrot wala admi apnay hamsay say kahta hai kah aap mera parrot apnay parrots kay pass rakh lain taikah woh bhi aap kay parrots ki tarah sharif ho ay .Woh kahta hai kah theak hai.lehaza male parrots wala admi female parrot ko apnay ghar lay ata hai .woh female parrot ko male parrot kay cage main rakh deta hai.jaisay hi male parrots female parrot ko dekhta hai jo tasbih parta rahta hai woh apni tasbi door phank kar sajday paray huay parrot say kahta hai uth yaar apni dua qabool hoo gai hai.

[*Rida*]

Re: lateefy...

:hehe:

[ESR]

Re: lateefy...

koi hal nai:tauba :khi: :khi: :khi: :khi:

[refreshing_breeze]

Re: lateefy...

bohat zabardast:thmbup:
2nd wala bohat pasand aya hai :khi:

[Mr.Khan]

Re: lateefy...

Nice :rose

[miss sng]

Re: lateefy...

wah wah wahhh

bohat khoob :hehe: :hehe:

[sham-e-mehfil]

Re: lateefy...

:hehe:

:phool: :phool: :phool: :jazak: :phool: :phool: :phool:

[sham-e-mehfil]

Re: lateefy...

wah wah wahhh

bohat khoob :hehe: :hehe:

:phool: :phool: :phool: :jazak: :phool: :phool: :phool:

[sham-e-mehfil]

Re: lateefy...

bohat zabardast:thmbup:
2nd wala bohat pasand aya hai :khi:

:phool: :phool: :phool: :jazak: :phool: :phool: :phool:

[sham-e-mehfil]

Re: lateefy...

Nice :rose

:phool: :phool: :phool: :jazak: :phool: :phool: :phool:

[sham-e-mehfil]

Re: lateefy...

koi hal nai:tauba :khi: :khi: :khi: :khi:

:phool: :phool: :phool: :jazak: :phool: :phool: :phool:

[awk]

Re: lateefy...

:D:D:D:D:D:D:DD:D:hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha:D: D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[*Hijab*]

Re: lateefy...

bohat ache..kia baat hai:)

[Wafa]

Re: lateefy...

dono joke achay thay especially second one...:kr:

[anoosha]

Re: lateefy...

botttttttttt he acha hai:)