Two Jokes

[WASI ANJUM]

Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara
aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur
ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari.
Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.:)



Aik bacha apnay abbu se kehta hai ke abbu mujhe motor cycle dila dien abbu kehtay hain beta allah ne paoon kis liye diye hain beta kehta hai aik break laganay ke liye doosra gear laganay ke liye :)

[refreshing_breeze]

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bohat zabardast jee
second waley mein tou child ney lajawaab karney wala answer diya hai:thmbup:

[WASI ANJUM]

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thanx jee

[Mr.Khan]

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2ns wala zabardast hai :thmbup:

[*Hijab*]

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good ones
2nd wala bohat acha hai..woh bache kahien aap to nahi

[WASI ANJUM]

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nahi woh mein nahi
shayed aap se ooper jo nazar aa raha hai
woh ho...?

[awk]

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:D:D Very Nice:D:D

[*Rida*]

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:)

[shahbaznk]

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Nice Jokes...

[ChaMpioN PaKiStaNi]

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2nd one very funny

[Nareem]

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lolzzz, nice 1 keep it up

[WASI ANJUM]

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thanx u all

[farahan]

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Funny jokes..