Sardar most wanted jokes

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A Sardar in an interview said to Boss:
I want 1 lac salary, 1 flat & 1 car.
Boss: I''ll give you 5 lac salary, 2 flats and 3 cars!
Sardar: mazak kyun ve karde ojee!!
Boss: Shuru kinny kita se.




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Sardar: - Why are all these people running?
A man: - This is a race and winner will get the Cup.
Sardar: - If only the winner will get the cup then why are others running?




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Sardar ki wife us se poochti hey keh agar mein mar gai to tum kya karo ge:-
Sardar kehta hey mein pagal ho jaoon ga:-
Wife poochi hey tussi doosri shadi te nahin karo ge na:-
Sardar kehta hey keh pagal te kuch wi kar sakday aa:- :)



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once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and
says Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain,
Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!




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Ek dost ne sardar se poocha yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon
dekhta rehta hai.
Sardar yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do.



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serdar ji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. his wife asked what are u doing? he said i m seeing how i look while sleeping....


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Teacher: Wts ur father name in English...
Sardat: Breautifull red underware...
Teacher: R u jocking...?
Sardar: No his name is SUNDER LAL CHADA

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Re: Sardar most wanted jokes

Aik dafa santa singh nay America ki kissi bari company main nokri kaliay application bhaiji .kuch dinon kay baad unhain jawab mosul hua.jawab english main kuch uun tha

dear Mr. Singh

You donot meet our requirements. Please donot send any further correspondence. No phone calls will be entertained.

THANKS

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"sahibo! AAP SAB KO YEH JAAN KER KHUSHI HO GI KAY MUJHAY AMERICA MAIN NOKRI MIL GAI HAI .AB MAIN AAP KO KHAT PARH KER SUNATA HUN OR SAATH HI USKA URDU MAIN TARJUMA BHI KERTA HUN TAAKAY SAB KO SAMAJH MAIN AA JAAYE"


DEAR MR SINGH

...piaray siingh sahab

YOU DONOT MEET

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OUR REQUIREMENTS

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PLEASE DONOT SEND ANY FURTHER CORRESPONDENCE

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