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Q. where does wood come from?
A. A guy named woody.
Q. Why did the barber win the race?
A. Because he took a short cut.
Q. What''s taken before you get it?
A. Your picture.
Q. Why did the child study in the airplane?
A. He wanted a higher education!
Q. What did one virus say to another?
A. Stay away, I think I''ve got penicillin!
Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!
Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?
A. Jell-o!
Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?
A. When you''re eating a watermelon!
A. A guy named woody.
Q. Why did the barber win the race?
A. Because he took a short cut.
Q. What''s taken before you get it?
A. Your picture.
Q. Why did the child study in the airplane?
A. He wanted a higher education!
Q. What did one virus say to another?
A. Stay away, I think I''ve got penicillin!
Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!
Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?
A. Jell-o!
Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?
A. When you''re eating a watermelon!
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