Q. What has four legs but can''t walk?
A. A table!
Q. What has 4 eyes but no face?
A. Mississippi!
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A. Every morning you''ll rise and shine!
Q. What two days of the week start with the letter T?
A. Today and Tomorrow!
A. A table!
Q. What has 4 eyes but no face?
A. Mississippi!
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A. Every morning you''ll rise and shine!
Q. What two days of the week start with the letter T?
A. Today and Tomorrow!
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