Gabar and samba

[sarfraz_qamar]

Gabbar: Kitne aadmi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2.
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai.
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata?
Gabbar: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do..............

[best friend]

Re: Gabar and samba

bohoot ache


Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana dete,
Uski ek Ada pe Kai gazal bana dete...
Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,
Warna Lahore me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete...

[ChaMpioN PaKiStaNi]

Re: Gabar and samba

zaber10

[i see u]

Re: Gabar and samba

:khi: :kr: :kr:

[sarfraz_qamar]

Re: Gabar and samba

thanx

[Soulmate]

Re: Gabar and samba

Ha HAa ahahahahahhaha