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Customer:Hi, this is Celine. I can't get mt diskette out.
Tech support: Have u tried pushing the button??
Customer:Yes, sure, its really stuck.
Teach support: that doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute.........I hadn't inserted it yet........it's still on my desk......sorry....
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Customer:Hi, good afternoon,this is Martha,I can't print.Every time i try,it says "CAN'T find printer'. I have even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, But the computer still says he can't find it............:pagal:
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Tech support: What's on ur monitor now,ma'am???
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? :hathora
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer : Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. :budhu:
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? :tauba
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.":D
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Customer:Hi, this is Celine. I can't get mt diskette out.
Tech support: Have u tried pushing the button??
Customer:Yes, sure, its really stuck.
Teach support: that doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute.........I hadn't inserted it yet........it's still on my desk......sorry....
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Customer:Hi, good afternoon,this is Martha,I can't print.Every time i try,it says "CAN'T find printer'. I have even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, But the computer still says he can't find it............:pagal:
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Tech support: What's on ur monitor now,ma'am???
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? :hathora
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer : Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. :budhu:
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? :tauba
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.":D
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