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1. Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. 2. Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
3. On a romantic day santa's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Santa : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
4. Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
5.santa & banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
banta: Dont worry, I have a one more.
6. Interviewer : What is your birthday.
Santa : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
santa : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.
7. Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
8. Santa : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Santa : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
9. Boss : Where were you born ?
santa : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
santa : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
10. American told santa : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Santa : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.
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