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Operator : "Thank you for calling
Pizza Hut . May I have your..."
Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi
purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh...,
hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 99
8-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Khalil and
you're calling from 17 Nagar.
Your home number is 40942366, your
office 76452302 and your mobile is
0142662566. Which number are you
calling from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all
my phone numbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the
system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood
Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical
records, you have high blood pressure
and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you
recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien
Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book
entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from
the
National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me
three family size ones then, how much
will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for
your family of 10, Sir. The total is
Rs. 499.90"
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay
us cash, Sir. Your credit card is
over the limit and you owe your bank
Rs. 3,720.55 since October last year.
That's not including the late payment
charges on your housing loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to
the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some
cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on
the records, you've reached your daily
limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the
pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How
long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but
if you can't wait you can always come
and collect it on your motorcycle.. ."
Customer: " What!"
Operator : "According to the details
in system, you own a Scooter,...
registration number 1123..."
Customer: " ????"
Operator : "Is there anything else
Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way...
aren't you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but
based on your records you're also
diabetic.... ... "
Customer: "........... ........* ********
********.... ......... "
Operator : "Better watch your language
Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you
were convicted of using abusive
language on a policeman... ?"
Customer: [Faints]
Pizza Hut . May I have your..."
Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi
purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh...,
hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 99
8-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Khalil and
you're calling from 17 Nagar.
Your home number is 40942366, your
office 76452302 and your mobile is
0142662566. Which number are you
calling from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all
my phone numbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the
system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood
Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical
records, you have high blood pressure
and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you
recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien
Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book
entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from
the
National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me
three family size ones then, how much
will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for
your family of 10, Sir. The total is
Rs. 499.90"
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay
us cash, Sir. Your credit card is
over the limit and you owe your bank
Rs. 3,720.55 since October last year.
That's not including the late payment
charges on your housing loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to
the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some
cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on
the records, you've reached your daily
limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the
pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How
long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but
if you can't wait you can always come
and collect it on your motorcycle.. ."
Customer: " What!"
Operator : "According to the details
in system, you own a Scooter,...
registration number 1123..."
Customer: " ????"
Operator : "Is there anything else
Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way...
aren't you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but
based on your records you're also
diabetic.... ... "
Customer: "........... ........* ********
********.... ......... "
Operator : "Better watch your language
Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you
were convicted of using abusive
language on a policeman... ?"
Customer: [Faints]
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