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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not the only element of life.
We should also know
horror,
terror,
suspense,
irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu,
And then look at neighbouring table n wish you"d ordered that.....
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: "Yes dear"
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire. "
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire" .
One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Because romance is not the only element of life.
We should also know
horror,
terror,
suspense,
irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu,
And then look at neighbouring table n wish you"d ordered that.....
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: "Yes dear"
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire. "
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire" .
One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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