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Salam dosto
bahut dino ke baad kuchh jokes laya hoon, kuchh naye kuchh puraney, agar aap ne pehle padha ho, to koi baat nahin aao dubara padh kar kuchh hans len
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Delivered
A Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife, two second later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said : 'DELIVERED'
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Liar
A man dying of cancer, his son asked "Why do you keep telling people You're dying of AIDS
Person : "So when I'm died no one will dare to touch your mom
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Pyar
Girlfriend : Kya tum shaadi ke baad bhi mujh se pyar karoge
Boyfriend : Haan, kyon nahin agar tumhara husband ijaazat de to..
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Prasad
Koun sa devi ka koun sa prasad India mein mashoor hai
Rabri Devi ka Laloo Prasad
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Maachis
Ek sardar apney bete se bola : " Bewakoof kaisa maachis laya hai, ek bhi tilli nahin jalti"
Beta: "Kya baat kartey ho papa, sari tilli test karkey laaya hoon"
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Gadha
A donkey kicked Sardar & ran away
Sardar also ran to catch the donkey. He saw a ZEBRA & started to beating it saying " SALA tracksuit pehan ke dhoka de raha hai "
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Jaan
Teacher : Bachhon kasam khao ke kabhi cigarette nahin piyoge, sharab nahin piyoge
Students: Nahin piyenge Sir
Teacher : Kabhi Jua nahin kheloge
Students: Thik hai sir
Teacher : Kabhi LADKIYON ko nahin chhedoge
Students : OK Sir
Teacher : Mulk ke liye jaan bhi de dogey
Students: De denge sir, aisi JAAN ka karenge bhi kya
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Banana Peel
Once a sardar going to his office, on the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt. Next day on his way to the office he noticed a banana peel, and later after two days he noticed TWO banana peels and exclaimed : "Ari Sala, aaj to choice hai "
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Sharabi
Sharabi knocks the door of his home, wife opens the door
Sharabi : Who are you
Wife : How dare you forget your wife
Sharabi : Nasha har gham ko bhoola deta hai
bahut dino ke baad kuchh jokes laya hoon, kuchh naye kuchh puraney, agar aap ne pehle padha ho, to koi baat nahin aao dubara padh kar kuchh hans len
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Delivered
A Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife, two second later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said : 'DELIVERED'
*******************************************
Liar
A man dying of cancer, his son asked "Why do you keep telling people You're dying of AIDS
Person : "So when I'm died no one will dare to touch your mom
*******************************************
Pyar
Girlfriend : Kya tum shaadi ke baad bhi mujh se pyar karoge
Boyfriend : Haan, kyon nahin agar tumhara husband ijaazat de to..
*******************************************
Prasad
Koun sa devi ka koun sa prasad India mein mashoor hai
Rabri Devi ka Laloo Prasad
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Maachis
Ek sardar apney bete se bola : " Bewakoof kaisa maachis laya hai, ek bhi tilli nahin jalti"
Beta: "Kya baat kartey ho papa, sari tilli test karkey laaya hoon"
*******************************************
Gadha
A donkey kicked Sardar & ran away
Sardar also ran to catch the donkey. He saw a ZEBRA & started to beating it saying " SALA tracksuit pehan ke dhoka de raha hai "
*******************************************
Jaan
Teacher : Bachhon kasam khao ke kabhi cigarette nahin piyoge, sharab nahin piyoge
Students: Nahin piyenge Sir
Teacher : Kabhi Jua nahin kheloge
Students: Thik hai sir
Teacher : Kabhi LADKIYON ko nahin chhedoge
Students : OK Sir
Teacher : Mulk ke liye jaan bhi de dogey
Students: De denge sir, aisi JAAN ka karenge bhi kya
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Banana Peel
Once a sardar going to his office, on the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt. Next day on his way to the office he noticed a banana peel, and later after two days he noticed TWO banana peels and exclaimed : "Ari Sala, aaj to choice hai "
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Sharabi
Sharabi knocks the door of his home, wife opens the door
Sharabi : Who are you
Wife : How dare you forget your wife
Sharabi : Nasha har gham ko bhoola deta hai
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